After some suggestions from friends, I've decided to start posting an "audio blog" about my story, "The Guardian Legend" (or :"Legend of the Guardian", or various derivatives). It's still under development, as I try to refine my writing style.
I started recording the first chapter. After some irritations of dealing with Audacity (my audio recording software), I found out some things about it. First, while the heart of the story is undoubtedly good (at least that's what others have said after reading), it's... well, lacking. As soon as I start reading it out loud, I find it lacking something. The words jumble together, and it sorta feels... like a "B" movie.
But not a BAD "B" movie, but one that has potential. Like it's lacking good special effects... instead of seeing an awe-inspiring helm of a next-generation spaceship, you see a really tiny corner of it, where a great actor is using something that vaguely looks like one of the computer panels from NASA, back when they launched Apollo 13.
Anyway, I have to figure some way of writing my story so it's entertaining. The underlying actions are interesting, the idea of what's happening is good... but the way it's written is just... well, it's bad. I can tell that some of the writing is a few decades old. Yuck.
So how do I write it? Somehow, I've gotta find a writing style that matches how I tell stories. As I remember it, people reading the story weren't as thrilled as the people that I told the story. Because I really get into it when I'm telling the story, but somehow that just gets lost in the written part... ugh.
Anyway, this entry is just an appetizer. I'm working on the audio blog, but there's a bit of work left to do. Stay tuned!
I've got a lot of code-stuff I'm working on. It seems like Darkman is going to start helping, at some point (instead of just continuously asking why I'm not using X or Y), which will be good... but I need goals.
The major goal at this point is getting CS-Project version 2.0 off the ground. Version 1 is okay, though it's very stale, not very web-two-point-oh-ish, and generally kinda clunky. And the last version, v1.1.5, was released in the middle part of '08, which is quickly becoming more like four years ago. FOUR YEARS.
Okay, so the big goal is to have a new release of CS-Project. There are a lot of libraries that have been built to help out, but I need something short-term to get me off & running. So, here goes:
Dynamic SQL creation (building the entire statement dynamically) with proper parameter cleansing
cs-content/cs_globalFunctions has this in the form of string_from_array()
not SQL-specific
cleaning gets weird, usually too invasive
special statements don't work ("field >= 100", "field LIKE '%thing%'")
USES
building dynamic SQL
handling complex joins & such
BECAUSE I HATE DUPLICATING CODE!!!
proper authentication tokens
cs-webapplibs/cs_authToken does this
hashing might be too weak
needs documentation
USES
"lost password" requests
API keys
URL or path-based permissions
cs-webapplibs/cs_genericPermission does this
not tested very well
read/write/execute settings not stored nicely (should use a bitmask instead of lots of columns with true/false values)
needs an interface
USES
setting who can access a given page
things like a CMS could use it...
Web-based Content Management
cs-cms (the whole library) will eventually do this
based on cs-blogger
needs a good WYSIWYG editor
needs database schema & stuff
based on how CS-Content works
USES
CrazedSanity.com could use it (and BuzzKill.org, and CS-Project.com, and...)
CS-Project could use it for project-based "info" pages
Okay, there's a good list. Now I'm off to figure out how to accomplish that.
While I've been researching and learning new tips and tricks for weight loss and fitness, I've come across a number fitness tracking websites, gadgets and challenges. So I've decided to review these websites and gadgets, and accept the challenges.
The challenges:
I came across a number of challenges this week, C25K (Couch to 5k), 7 weeks to 100 Pushups, 7 weeks to 50 Pull-ups, and 7 weeks to 300 situps. I plan on completing each of these challenges later this year, but only after I have completed the first 90 days of Power 90. I've been close to completion of a 5k on my elliptical all week as I have been running about 2.75 miles every other day and only had .35 miles left to go to complete the 5k which I did today. Then this spring after Power90 I'll start running outside and build myself up for the higher impact of street running and complete a 5k there. This 5k I'll track on a Fitbit (see Gadgets) or a distance/Location app on my droid. All of the 7 week challenges can be found on 7weekstofitness.com and C25K can be found on c25k.com.
The Websites:
I will do a one or two week trial on each and cover different topics like; calorie/nutrition, workout and weightloss tracking. Iphone and Android availability. Compatability with different Gadgets, Fitbit, Withings and Zeo. Pay or free. The websites on my list to test are; myfitnesspal.com (which I already use), Wowy.com (teambeachbody.com - this is Power90 and P90x website), Dailyburn.com, Runkeeper.com, Loseit.com,
The Apps:
Many of the websites listed have apps for Android and Iphone, but both devices have stand alone apps as well like Digifit and Noom, which I will also look into as well.
The Gadgets:
The Fitbit health monitor, Withings wifi scale and Zeo sleep tracker are just three of the Gadgets I will look into and hopefully purchase and use. Fitbit is know to count calories burned at all times, even just walking from the car to your desk or home. It tracks distance and elevation, incase you decided it's better to take the stairs instead of the elevator. And it's also know for sleep tracking, something I'll have to try to see how it works for sure. The Withings scale connects to your wifi for a straight upload of your weightloss progress. And the Zeo monitors or sleep patterns and paired with an alarm clock can wake you at the most appropriate times in your sleep cycle.
And finally my week. This week has been good, work has not been as strenuous and I completed a lot of tasks. I found that for me to build my dev box for my projects with slaughter I needed a SATA drive instead of the IDE I was planning on using, the good news I have that ordered along with some extra RAM. I've really been concentrating on my 5k challenge on my Elliptical this week so instead of workouts everyday, they've been every other day, since my knees take a real beating and need the extra day for recovery. And I haven't done any workouts for the last two days in prep for my 5k today. This probably won't allow for any extreme weight loss but meeting this challenge is important to me and next week I'll be back into aerobics and weight lifting.
Due to the laws of physics and for the good of the space-time continuum, I am only allowed to remember small, usually disconnected fragments at any one given time.
CrazedSanity has had a much-needed update, and we're now at version 5.3.3... after a few problems. I doubt much of anybody would have seen the problem.
After making some visual changes, I also changed some configuration things. In the process, I screwed up some connection information for the database, so the live site was trying to connect to a non-existent machine (my test machine). So I did a couple of things to help avoid it in the future.
Oh, and I also pointed the live site to a test database. So some out-dated blogs and data were displayed. Not a big deal, fixed it within an hour or two.
On the GOOD side, I've updated the main page to also show the most recent 5 entries for each person's blog. I noticed a while ago that I'd missed some entries because I was only looking on the main page & apparently missed a day from Prophet, so when he updated the next day, I only saw the most recent.
I'm working on other changes as well. Some other changes as well, such as:
retrieving HTML chunks from CS to load on your website
hits tracker changes
Ajax!
and more
Stay tuned! If you're really interested, send me an email or comment on this post.
This is the "most current" page for Slaughterstock. I'll try to keep it updated every year, so you should be able to just bookmark this page to keep current.
NOTICE: The location AND DATE for Slaughterstock HAS CHANGED due to flooding, see the "Location" and "Date" sections.
Slaughterstock 2011 is Coming...
-- [DATE] --
The date is now officially Saturday, July 30th. I believe you may show up the day before, though I'm not completely certain, as I am no longer in charge of the location (see the "Location" section
-- [RULES] --
No drugs.
We're not responsible for your accidents.
No minors (miners are still okay).
No fighting.
BYOB (ABSFM) -- Bring Your Own Beer (And Bring Some For Me)
Don't drink and drive.
If it's not yours, don't mess with it.
Clean up after yourself.
Have a good time.
I reserve the right to kick out anybody without any reason whatsoever. I reserve the right to do whatever I want whenever I want for whatever reason I want. If you're a designated driver, let me know and I'll try to provide some pop or whatever--provided I'm not already intoxicated. ;)
I will not be allowing people into my house by default, though I may make exceptions on an as-needed basis. If you gotta go to the bathroom, find a tree or something and bring TP... I might rent a port-o-potty if there's enough in attendance, but it hasn't really been a problem in the past... but there isn't really a hard-and-fast rule about it, so talk to me first.
Don't make a mess. I'll have a garbage receptacle nearby, and the fire works for most things, but glass and aluminum don't burn and are a pain to cleanup. We're all there to have a good time, so don't do stuff that will make it unpleasant for me or anyone else afterward.
-- [LOCATION] --
The location has been changed temporarily to Finley, ND. Contact me (SlaughterSt0ck - at - CrazedSanity - dot - com) about it; if you know Prophet, you can talk to him as well.
-- [MUSIC] --
BANDS: I haven't invited any. I don't forsee myself inviting any to play. If you're in a band and you want to play, bring your own stuff (power shouldn't be a problem, but you should bring a generator if you have one, 'cuz that's a lot of extension cables). There won't be a stage unless someone brings one. Loud stuff stops at 10pm so neighbors can sleep. I gots no monies, so any band that is thinking of or actually decides to play is doing so for free--and if you invite crazy, disruptive, or otherwise unsavory folk, I reserve the right to kick 'em to the curb (if we had one).
MUSIC: I've got plenty available in MP3, so I'll probably just plug a stereo into my laptop and let Amarok amaze everyone with it's totally awesome randomization capabilities (hrmm... I wonder how long it will take to build a database of 45,000 songs).
-- [BURNINATION] --
There will be a bonfire as usual, weather permitting. In the event that weather isn't permitting... well, I don't know. The soon-to-be-traditional Failure Burning (burning something that's failed you or something that symbolizes failure) is a go, weather permitting again.
bonch writes "A massive Android malware campaign may be responsible for duping as many as 5 million users into downloading the Android.Counterclan infection from the Google Android Market. The trojan collects the user's personal information, modifies the home page, and displays unwanted advertisements. It is packaged in 13 different applications, some of which have been on the store for at least a month. Several of the malicious apps are still available on the Android Market as of 3 P.M. ET. Symantec has posted the full list of infected applications."
New submitter Required Snark writes "UC Davis researchers have found a mechanism where the sodium in sea water can cause uranium nano-particles to be released from nuclear reactor fuel rods. Normally the uranium oxide compounds composing the rods are very resistant to leaching into water. This could have serious consequences for the Fukushima disaster, since sea water was used for emergency cooling."
New submitter MikeatWired writes "If you're like most people, you're annoyed by passwords. So who's to blame? Who invented the computer password? They probably arrived at MIT in the mid-1960s, when researchers built a massive time-sharing computer called CTSS. Technology changes. But, then again, it doesn't, writes Bob McMillan. Twenty-five years after the fact, Allan Scherr, a Ph.D. researcher at MIT in the early '60s, came clean about the earliest documented case of password theft. In the spring of 1962, Scherr was looking for a way to bump up his usage time on CTSS. He had been allotted four hours per week, but it wasn't nearly enough time to run the detailed performance simulations he'd designed for the new computer system. So he simply printed out all of the passwords stored on the system. 'There was a way to request files to be printed offline by submitting a punched card,' he remembered in a pamphlet (PDF) written last year to commemorate the invention of the CTSS. 'Late one Friday night, I submitted a request to print the password files and very early Saturday morning went to the file cabinet where printouts were placed and took the listing.' To spread the guilt around, Scherr then handed the passwords over to other users. One of them — J.C.R. Licklieder — promptly started logging into the account of the computer lab's director Robert Fano, and leaving 'taunting messages' behind."
The ongoing world protests against SOPA, PIPA, and ACTA have helped inspire a revolt among scientists over the role of academic publisher Elsevier and its business practices.…
An anonymous reader writes "A bit early, but just a reminder that January 28 is international Data Privacy Day in the U.S., Canada, and many European countries. Various events are being held around the globe: the head of the FTC opened a weekend forum on the topic by calling out Facebook and Google, the Ontario Privacy Commissioner is holding a symposium on 'Surveillance by Design', and of course Google recently announced they'll be tracking you more thoroughly in the future."
Enough is enough: 'I'm gonna go for a swim, have a little lunch..."
Jon Rubinstein, late of NeXT, FirePower, Apple, and Palm, has resigned from his position at HP, where he endured the mismanagement and eventual overboarding of Palm's webOS mobile operating system.…
sighted writes "This week's huge solar storm will benefit future astronauts, thanks to the rover Curiosity, now on its way to Mars. The rover is equipped with an instrument that measures the radiation exposure that could affect a human astronaut en route to the Red Planet. Scientists are just starting to pore over the data from the blast of particles. Don't worry about the poor robotic geologist, though: 'No harmful effects to the Mars Science Laboratory have been detected from this solar event,' says NASA."
slew writes "This is a followup to this earlier story about 2 of 3 of Rambus's 'critical' patents being invalidated. Apparently now it's a hat-trick."
There's something that seems unsavory and wasteful about a business environment in which a company's stock value "fluctuates sharply on its successes and failures in patent litigation and licensing." The linked article offers a brief but decent summary of the way Rambus has profited over the years from these now-invalidated patents.
Three high school juniors have been arrested after they devised a sophisticated hacking scheme to up their grades and make money selling quiz answers to their classmates.…
New submitter Krazy Kanuck writes "The White House is running a story on their OSTP blog that Chief Technology Officer Aneesh Chopra is stepping down after being appointed to the post by President Obama in 2009. There is some mention of him returning to his home state of Virginia, and the Washington Post suggests a possible bid for lieutenant governor."
Sparrowvsrevolution writes "At the Shmoocon security conference, researcher Brendan O'Connor plans to present the F-BOMB, or Falling or Ballistically-launched Object that Makes Backdoors. Built from just the disassembled hardware in a commercially-available PogoPlug mini-computer, a few tiny antennae, eight gigabytes of flash memory and some 3D-printed plastic casing, the F-BOMB serves as 3.5"-by-4"-by-1" spy computer. With a contract from DARPA, O'Connor has designed the cheap gadgets to be spy nodes, ready to be dropped from a drone, plugged inconspicuously into a wall socket, (one model impersonates a carbon monoxide detector) thrown over a barrier, or otherwise put into irretrievable positions to quietly collect data and send it back to the owner over any available Wi-Fi network. O'Connor built his prototypes with gear that added up to just $46 each, so sacrificing one for a single use is affordable."
sciencehabit writes "The North Star, a celestial beacon to navigators for centuries, may be slowly shrinking, according to a new analysis of more than 160 years of observations. The data suggest that the familiar fixture in the northern sky is shedding an Earth's mass worth of gas each year."
New submitter BraveThumb writes "One independent rap group found it impossible to post their song on YouTube. When they tried to put up their video, they were informed that the copyright belonged to Universal Music, even though the rap group wasn't signed to any label. Another group working with Universal had used the music in a video of their own, which then accidentally leaked online. YouTube's filtering software then blocked the original. The Hollywood Reporter shares what happened and concludes by saying, 'For an industry that's pursuing copyright reform, the portrayal of a copyright regime that works against young artists can't be a good thing.'"
An anonymous reader writes "Bitdefender reports that there exist viruses which, when they encounter other viruses, will merge and combine effects so that they create a new virus. 'A virus infects executable files; and a worm is an executable file. If the virus reaches a PC already compromised by a worm, the virus will infect the exe files on that PC — including the worm. When the worm spreads, it will carry the virus with it. Although this happens unintentionally, the combined features from both pieces of malware will inflict a lot more damage than the creators of either piece of malware intended. While most file infectors have inbuilt spreading mechanisms, just like Trojans and worms (spreading routines for RDP, USB, P2P, chat applications, or social networks), some cannot replicate or spread between computers. And it seems a great idea to “outsource” the transportation mechanism to a different piece of malware (i.e. by piggybacking a worm).'"
An anonymous reader writes "The reverberations from the SOPA fight continue to be felt in the U.S. and elsewhere, but it is the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement that has captured increasing attention this week. Several months after the majority of ACTA participants signed the agreement, most European Union countries formally signed the agreement yesterday (notable exclusions include Germany, the Netherlands, Estonia, Cyprus and Slovakia). Michael Geist has a full rundown on what is at stake and what you can do, wherever you live."
redletterdave writes "Microsoft chairman and philanthropist Bill Gates pledged $750 million to the troubled global AIDS fund on Thursday and urged governments to continue their support to save lives. Since the fund was launched 10 years ago, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has given $1.4 billion to the charity, having already contributed $650 million prior to the latest donation. The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria accounts for around a quarter of international financing to fight HIV and AIDS, as well as the majority of funds to fight TB and malaria."
Trailrunner7 writes "The FBI is in the early stages of developing an application that would monitor sites such as Twitter and Facebook, as well as various news feeds, in order to find information on emerging threats and new events happening at the moment. The tool would give specialists the ability to pull the data into a dashboard that also would include classified information coming in at the same time. One of the key capabilities of the new application, for which the FBI has sent out a solicitation, would be to 'provide an automated search and scrape capability for social networking sites and open source news sites for breaking events, crisis and threats that meet the search parameters/keywords defined by FBI/SIOC.'"
Velcroman1 writes "Failed pressure chamber tests have forced Russia to postpone two manned launches to the International Space Station — echoing a 2011 situation that left the country's space transport vehicles grounded and led to speculation that scientists may be forced to abandon the orbiting space base. Six astronauts are currently aboard the ISS including two Americans: Commander Dan Burbank and Flight Engineer Don Pettit. 'There is plenty of margin for the current space station crew to stay onboard longer, if necessary, and plenty of margin in our manifest for upcoming launches,' a NASA spokeswoman said. But Soyuz issues are scary nonetheless. 'This re-entry capsule now cannot be used for manned spaceflight,' an unnamed source told Interfax."
New submitter el borak writes
"Never mind all the talk about the revival of the American auto industry. What may be the greatest car the U.S. has ever built is currently a tidy 78 million miles (125m km) away from this world — resting on the edge of Endeavour crater in the southern hemisphere of Mars. It was on January 25, 2004 that the rover Opportunity bounced down on Mars for a mission designed to last a minimum of three months and a maximum of just a year or two."
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